{"id":992,"date":"2016-06-30T11:44:43","date_gmt":"2016-06-30T11:44:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blnebeuk.serveur04.com\/blog\/?p=992"},"modified":"2016-06-30T11:49:27","modified_gmt":"2016-06-30T11:49:27","slug":"funnies-ridiculous-quotes-football-commentary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.netbet.co.uk\/blog\/2016\/06\/30\/funnies-ridiculous-quotes-football-commentary\/","title":{"rendered":"Football Funnies: 30 Most Ridiculous Quotes in Football Commentary"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u201cI don\u2019t know what I\u2019m doing here\u201d<\/p>\n

Neither did we Roy, neither did we. The famous words of Roy Hodgson in his final press conference as England manager. I\u2019ll tell you what you\u2019re doing there Roy. You\u2019re there to explain yourself. To explain how god awful England were in the tournament. To justify why you\u2019re the highest paid manager in the tournament on a salary of \u00a33.5 million a year. To explain to the fans that spent money following the team, why they\u2019ve have been so useless.<\/p>\n

\"Chris
\nAnyways, following on from Hodgson\u2019s ridiculous statement, we have a look at the silliest and most ridiculous comments in
\nfootball.<\/p>\n

\u201cWill Chelsea qualify with ease? I think they will, but it won\u2019t be easy.\u201d Jamie Redknapp<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cFootballers these days often have to use their feet.\u201d Michael Owen<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cThat would\u2019ve been a goal had it gone inside the post.\u201d Michael Owen<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s a fantastic penalty, but he\u2019ll be gutted it went wide.\u201d Michael Owen<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cWhen they don\u2019t score, they hardly ever win.\u201d Michael Owen<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ve been consistent in patches this season.\u201d Theo Walcott<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cThe pass for Wright-Phillips was overweight.\u201d Alan Shearer<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cThe thing about goal scorers is that they score goals.\u201d Tony Cottee<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cFulham haven\u2019t had a shot on target, which is why they aren\u2019t in the goals.\u201d Tony Cottee<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t want Rooney to leave these shores but if he does, I think he\u2019ll go abroad.\u201d Ian Wright<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cBelgium are outside dark favourites to win the group.\u201d Iain Dowie
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\n\u201cI look forward to hearing from the silent majority.\u201d Alex McLeish<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cSometimes you want Obertan to open his legs and do something a bit exciting.\u201d Alan Pardew<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cGiroud scored a brilliant header with the last kick of the game.\u201d Chris Kamara<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cThe atmosphere here is thick and fast.\u201d Chris Kamara<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s so daft, it\u2019s almost stupid.\u201d Chris Kamara<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cHe had it on a plate, he had the sausage, bacon and eggs on it as well, but he couldn\u2019t take it.\u201d Chris Kamara<\/strong><\/p>\n